Bumpius Maximus
This past week, my standard rotation of maternity tops has been letting me down. Basically, they aren’t providing enough coverage anymore. The t-shirt overhang is getting drafty and I’m constantly tugging at my tops to make sure I’m not just letting it all hang out.
When I tried the tops on way back when with the ‘fake baby belly’ pillow at the maternity store, I thought there was NO WAY I would ever be that huge. Well, the pillow didn’t lie.
With today being my last day at work, I won’t have to worry about “front mooning” anyone on the bus.
Tip of the day: Forget t-shirts, buy dresses. No drafts, no front mooning.
Posted: August 27th, 2008 under Baby.
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